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I have some intensely sad news to share.
The beige trench coat is no longer with us.
Well, no longer with me at least. The trench is now living out the remainder of its life in the capital city of Scotland. In a bit of a Burns Night stupor, I left my coat somewhere, never to be found again. I called every place I went to, I basically put up flyers (actually no I didn’t, not at all) and I have offered a reward if it is found (once again, not really). It was a great 2 months that we shared. I will never forget the adventures that we had. We literally climbed a mountain together. I hope that you’re happy out there! Wherever you end up!