How To Wednesday

I think that we’re all at that point where Winter just needs to GTFO. Some of us have been there for months, others are shaken by the snow still happening in March. But, did you know that it is very possible to have a beautiful summer day when it’s less than 40 degrees outside? And you can do it all from the comfort of your own bedroom.

Step 1: Turn up your heat. Like really high. Crank it all the way to hotter than the sun level, if possible.

Step 2: Turn on a California Road Trip playlist on Spotify or 8tracks. Which ever works as long as you have some Red Hot Chili Peppers and Modest Mouse on the play list. At the exact same time, play an 8 hour clip of waves crashing on the shore from youtube. It makes it sound like you’re on the beach listening to music.

Step 3: (Only if your window has a lot of sun exposure) Open your blinds! Let the actual sun beat through the window. Absorb the vitamin D. Fun fact, you actually can tan through a window. It takes basically forever, but it is possible. (If no sun, just turn on a ton of lights, make it bright.)

Step 4: If you haven’t already, just take off your pants. You will feel all the better for it. And who even wears pants in summer any way?

Step 5: Put on sunglasses. You’re probably in your room by yourself anyway. Who cares that you look like a total d*uchebag?

Step 6: Sit back a be totally enthralled that for a second, you actually forgot that it’s freezing outside.

You’re welcome. XOXO, Maz


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