Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mom’s out there! I wanted to take this time to give a special shout out to my very own and irreplaceable mamacita.
I know I don’t say it enough, and stop crying, but thank you. For everything really.
Thanks for putting up with all of my bullish*t for 20 years. I’m positive that no one else could have done it and you are an absolute ledge (and since I know that you’ll have no clue what that means, it means “legend”).
You are, hands down, the best person that I know in the whole world, like, I even ranked you over Harry Styles, so you know it’s big.
I wouldn’t want to share my shoes with anyone else, and I will try to do my dishes more when I move back for a month this summer, no promises though.
I can’t believe you let me go through that black pageboy haircut phase, but I guess I’ll forgive you for it.
I’m sorry I can’t be there today in person to give you flowers and a hug and all the other things that you deserve, but just know, if I could, I would.
Love you to the moon and back,
PS. Stop crying you boob.