To the Fan Who Should Thank Their Mom~

Question:

Why do you feel better when your Mom holds your head/hair when you throw up?

Answer:

Honest answer? Because mom’s are the best.

No matter the reason behind the puke, mom’s don’t care, they’ll just rub your back and be legends.

Did you eat a weird combination of Thai food and seven donuts? Mom isn’t judging.

Did you drink your own body weight in alcohol? Mom won’t reprimand you until the morning.

Mom’s are just built with that innate instinct to be human comfort devices. And honestly, I guarantee when you do throw up and you tell your mom about it after, some sense of her will feel bad that she wasn’t there to hold your hair.

This has been sufficiently pukey fan. Hope you have a better day/night with less up chuck.

XO, Maz

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