To the Fan Who Might Be a Serial Killer~


When was the last time you screamed?


This is kind of a creepy question.

But I’m answering because it’s actually kind of a funny story.

My normal volume level is about a dull roar, I’m just a naturally loud person. But I do not scare easily. At least hardly ever to the point where I will scream.

The last time though, that I can truly remember screaming – as if someone was stabbing me – my best friend was back in Hometown, NJ; visiting from Florida. I was driving her home and she got out of the car. As I was about to back out of her driveway, I saw her pick something up. I didn’t think anything of it. I thought that maybe she dropped something.

But then she gestured for me to pull back in the driveway and roll down my window.

She proceeded to yell “it’s a frog!” and throw two crinkled up dead frogs into the car window. I don’t really understand either.

But, I screamed like a 6 year old girl. Like, embarrassingly loud for the situation.

And she’s in the driveway basically peeing her pants, laughing. Meanwhile, I’m pretty much hyperventilating in the car screaming a string of curse words at her; telling her to get them out of my car before I run her over.

And that’s the story of the last time that I truly screamed out of fear.

XO, Maz

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