Ever have a person that you’d like to tell to “f*ck right off”? In my house we keep a list. It’s also know as a “Go List” because that person can just go. Just leave. Get out. Go.
This week the list is jam-packed. So instead of reaching out individually, I’m just going to do a massive F*ck Right Off List. If you see your name or something that could relate to you, it probably is you and you can f*ck right off.
-The person who throws trash in my trashcan. You’re disgusting.
-Final exams, studying for finals, final papers. Nope. Just go.
-Keegan, E#2, Jake From Statefarm, Val, Max, and other miscellaneous stupid idiots. 100% f*ck right off. Stop watching my snap story assh*les, I deleted you all for a reason.
-Mr. Something. You’re cute and it’s damn annoying.
-The person who broke the thermostat off the wall in my house. You’re a d*ck and now I have no heat or way to control it.
-That professor who gave rolling deadlines. I’m going to procrastinate forever. So thanks for nothing.
-Exercise. F*ck RIGHT off.
-Stress breakout, you are a gigantic d*uchebag.
-Pushy people who can’t leave me alone. GTFO.
If you didn’t make this list. Thanks for not pissing me off this week.