My Grown Up Christmas List

It’s that time of year, everyone keeps asking what I want and I’d like to put it all out there.

For Christmas 2015, I would like:

-For everyone to stop asking me what I’m doing with my life, just let me live it.

-All of the money that I owe to the credit card companies and my university and the government to be paid back.

-To be serenaded by a beautiful man, preferably of the British sort.

-For someone to give Hilary Clinton a makeover.

-A one way ticket to London and insurance that everything would work out in the long run when I got there.

-For the men in my life to be less annoying (that’s a long-shot).

-For the women in my life to be less annoying (also a long-shot).

-To be seduced by Chris Pratt.

-A Hawaiian pizza.

-A total body massage/exfoliation package.

-To stop hearing my favorite bands on the radio. They’re mine, I don’t want to share.

-For it not to be Summer Part 2. Thanks global warming.

-To figure out some way to repay my mom and stepdad for all that they do for me.

-To find inspiration.

-To be stupid happy.

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