I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller

But I am a baller.

I don’t talk about what I actually do for my studies basically ever because I always complain that I don’t like it, but the other day, something weird happened. I actually liked what I am studying.

I study finance by the way.

So as dull as that may sound to others, for me, I’ve spent the last four years learning the intricacies of the stock market, stock exchange, international finance, risk diversification, and a whole list of other terms that could bore you to tears, as it has done for me many times.

But, I am on cloud nine because I had an assignment to do a crazy amount of research and recommend a stock for a real portfolio with hella money in it and my recommendation was picked up and it is making a killer return. In layman’s terms, we paid a little bit for it and now the stock is selling for a way higher price, so the portfolio is growing by the difference in the ending amount ($85) minus the first amount ($65). We’re making about $20 more per share than what we paid.

So, I mean, way to go to that company that I recommended, but really, way to go me. My intuition is strong. I’m a baller. I make mad money. I order strippers during my lunch break. I wear fedoras, have a cane and my pimp hand is so strong.

Don’t f*ck with me today. I’m the mothaf*cking wolf of Wall Street.


I Love 80s Music

This is a really lazy post because I have a paper due in about 2 hours that I really need to finish up and revise.

But, yes, I have had a realization when I was about 14 that I was born in the wrong musical decade. I absolutely love 80’s music and I have been listening to a new playlist for the past few days and it really gets me pumped for life. So today, I’m sharing my “Bad 80’s Music” playlist with you. I highly recommend making one of these on Spotify and playing it as the soundtrack to your day.

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!

Africa by Toto

Your Love by The Outfielders

She’s Always A Woman by Billy Joel

How Will I Know by Whitney Houston

You Make My Dreams Come True by Hall and Oates

Can’t Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon

Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears

Your Song by Elton John

The Power of Love by Huey Lewis & the News

Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield

Vienna by Billy Joel

Come On Eileen by Dexy’s Midnight Runner

I Would Walk 500 Miles by Kenny and the Scots

Summer of ’69 by Bryan Adams

We Built this City by Starship

Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant

Honestly, this list barely skims the surface of my 80s music love, but it’ll do.