We All Have A Dennis

Interesting fact about me, I absolutely love poetry. I love to read it, I used to love to write it, and I really love spoken-word. This is one of my all time favorites and I wanted to share it with you, it’s also what is going to be my inspiration for writing up until Valentine’s Weekend:

Have a great weekend everyone! XO, Maz

First Semester of College Verse Last Semester of College

As a last semester undergraduate student, I have come to realize that everything changes so drastically from when I was a first semester undergraduate student.

First day, getting ready:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Leaving your residence hall or off campus house:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Walking into your first class and trying to find a seat:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Getting assigned homework during syllabus week:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Taking notes in class:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Seeing people you know on campus:

First semester:

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Last Semester:

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Going to the gym and working out:

First semester:

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Last Semester:

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Getting asked on a date:

First Semester:

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Last Semester:

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Getting grades back:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Thinking about the future:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Have a great weekend fans! XO, Maz

When That Creepy Guy At Work Hits On You

We’ve all got one. It doesn’t make it right and it is actually totally illegal, but every office has a creep.

You walk into the office and immediately he’s like:

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And at first you can brush it off like:

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But her persists with creepy smiling. And now you’re super grossed out:

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Maybe he sends you a suggestive message on your office email, which has you like:

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And after that, whenever he merely side glances you, you’re like:

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Then he outright makes a pass and outwardly you:

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And you run to call Human Resources and explain the situation to them and how dire it is:

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And they finally say that they will handle it, you’re like:

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Have a great weekend fanz, and avoid the office creeps. XO, Maz

How Are Finals Going?

First I act tough:

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Hand me a margarita, a margarita sounds great right now:

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But really:

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I have about 17 assignments that are still not started:

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And the truth is:

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That’s all. XO, Maz