When Something Really Good Happens

Right now, I have this feeling like something really good has happened, but I also have this feeling that I want to keep it to myself, so the inside of my brain is like:

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Have a great weekend fanz! XO, Maz

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We All Have A Dennis

Interesting fact about me, I absolutely love poetry. I love to read it, I used to love to write it, and I really love spoken-word. This is one of my all time favorites and I wanted to share it with you, it’s also what is going to be my inspiration for writing up until Valentine’s Weekend:

Have a great weekend everyone! XO, Maz

First Semester of College Verse Last Semester of College

As a last semester undergraduate student, I have come to realize that everything changes so drastically from when I was a first semester undergraduate student.

First day, getting ready:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Leaving your residence hall or off campus house:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Walking into your first class and trying to find a seat:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Getting assigned homework during syllabus week:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Taking notes in class:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Seeing people you know on campus:

First semester:

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Last Semester:

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Going to the gym and working out:

First semester:

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Last Semester:

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Getting asked on a date:

First Semester:

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Last Semester:

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Getting grades back:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Thinking about the future:

First semester:

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Last semester:

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Have a great weekend fans! XO, Maz

When That Creepy Guy At Work Hits On You

We’ve all got one. It doesn’t make it right and it is actually totally illegal, but every office has a creep.

You walk into the office and immediately he’s like:

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And at first you can brush it off like:

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But her persists with creepy smiling. And now you’re super grossed out:

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Maybe he sends you a suggestive message on your office email, which has you like:

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And after that, whenever he merely side glances you, you’re like:

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Then he outright makes a pass and outwardly you:

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And you run to call Human Resources and explain the situation to them and how dire it is:

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And they finally say that they will handle it, you’re like:

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Have a great weekend fanz, and avoid the office creeps. XO, Maz

How Are Finals Going?

First I act tough:

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Hand me a margarita, a margarita sounds great right now:

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But really:

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I have about 17 assignments that are still not started:

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And the truth is:

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That’s all. XO, Maz

Post-First Date Anxiety

So, you went on a first date? It went alright? Or even better, it went great!

Now you’re in that post-first date daze of anxiety.

How it usually goes:

You know when you close the door that you nailed that date:

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Then you get giddy because you really had a great time:

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But then you remember this means you have to wait a little while to see them again or even send/receive a message from them because of “the rules”:

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And all the next day, you’re¬†waiting like:¬†tumblr_nr5fsrUsA61s94m2qo1_500

And when they still don’t text you by the next day, you’re starting to lose hope that they will text you at all, so you start to get sad:

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And by day three; you’re just pissed:

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But, on night three, something happens. You get a text:

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And you’re freaking out:4253347-omg!

But you know what you have to do:

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So, you casually wait 30 seconds and text them back, like:

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And you cross your fingers that you’re not waiting another 3 days for a response to that.

It makes my eyes cross; but anything in the name of a good date that leads to more good dates.

Have a great weekend. XO, Maz