We All Have A Dennis

Interesting fact about me, I absolutely love poetry. I love to read it, I used to love to write it, and I really love spoken-word. This is one of my all time favorites and I wanted to share it with you, it’s also what is going to be my inspiration for writing up until Valentine’s Weekend:

Have a great weekend everyone! XO, Maz

How Are Finals Going?

First I act tough:


Hand me a margarita, a margarita sounds great right now:


But really:


I have about 17 assignments that are still not started:


And the truth is:


That’s all. XO, Maz

Post-First Date Anxiety

So, you went on a first date? It went alright? Or even better, it went great!

Now you’re in that post-first date daze of anxiety.

How it usually goes:

You know when you close the door that you nailed that date:


Then you get giddy because you really had a great time:


But then you remember this means you have to wait a little while to see them again or even send/receive a message from them because of “the rules”:


And all the next day, you’re waiting like: tumblr_nr5fsrUsA61s94m2qo1_500

And when they still don’t text you by the next day, you’re starting to lose hope that they will text you at all, so you start to get sad:


And by day three; you’re just pissed:


But, on night three, something happens. You get a text:


And you’re freaking out:4253347-omg!

But you know what you have to do:


So, you casually wait 30 seconds and text them back, like:


And you cross your fingers that you’re not waiting another 3 days for a response to that.

It makes my eyes cross; but anything in the name of a good date that leads to more good dates.

Have a great weekend. XO, Maz


Wine-Down Weekend for the Papa

As Pope Benedict said; “It’s Friday!”pope-meme

We’ll do all of the important things this weekend:


And I’ll invite my friends.


And we’ll all be like this at 6 PM:


But it’s okay because Papa Francesco isn’t like other Popes. He’s a cool Pope.


We gotchya Papa.

Happy Friday! Stay alive Philadelphia!